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ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

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When someone calls me attractive 

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best-of-funny:

X

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Allison in every episode: Pack Mentality (1x03)

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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depressed person: laughs at something funny
moron: what, you're laughing? i thought you were depressed you're supposed to be sad all the time and crying and suicidal you're not really depressed you faker

firelordazula:

The Prime Directive.

starfleet pls

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despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

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yougetshotgun:

(x)

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fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

I don’t know what kind of room you have, but the walls in mine are exactly like my blog.

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I am the god of Thunder, lord of the savage Lightning

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