AD ASTRA IN FLAMA GLORIA

thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

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citibyrd:

citibyrd:

I highly recommend giving up music snobbery. It makes life 1000% more fun.

#liking things is just so much more fun than not liking things

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terrible-wolf:

if you dont think norman reedus is the best then i dont care becauseit doesnt matter

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Pride and Prejudice + text posts

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abookblog:

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

Word Crimes in real life

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lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

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untrustyou:

Circle of confusion - Elena Kalis

untrustyou:

Circle of confusion - Elena Kalis

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madam-banana:

and now they’re married

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spookyworldofspooky:

shucking:

newtmastime:

but can someone please tell me the secret of thomas sangster’s eternal youth i mean srsly image

dermatologists hate him

There’s a painting of him in an attic somewhere getting horribly disfigured.

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pdlcomics:

The World and Mr. Duck
doublefuckflat:

lumos5001:

equestrianrepublican:

1-4victor-out:

All musicians know.

My mom had a wire stand and she was a first chair violinist.

THE ANNE BOLEYN

IVE USED ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR THE EL PERFECTO THIS POST IS PERFECT

doublefuckflat:

lumos5001:

equestrianrepublican:

1-4victor-out:

All musicians know.

My mom had a wire stand and she was a first chair violinist.

THE ANNE BOLEYN

IVE USED ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR THE EL PERFECTO THIS POST IS PERFECT

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holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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